What do you mean I’m addicted to Coffee?

Okay, so I might be that student that will choose getting a coffee and showing up late to class, over being on time.
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Fun Fact: I used to run back to school during High School, so I wouldn’t be late for class. The obsession/OCD stopped around Grade 12, when Coffee came into my life.
(Actual re-enactment of first Coffee experience)
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At first I’d get the usual Iced Cappucino from Tim Hortons, then I started becoming dependant on their Iced Coffees.
That’s when I realized I was becoming an adult. 
It didn’t matter if Toronto was under an “Extreme-Cold Weather Alert,” I would always have an Iced Coffee in hand.
Then, as University approached…I realized how many Starbucks there were in the area.So, I signed up for the “Starbucks Rewards Membership” and hit Gold within a month. (You need to have purchased 36 drinks to hit Gold, please don’t do the math.) That’s when I went from Iced Coffee’s to, I need 3 shots of Espresso now. She says as she twitches at the Starbucks counter, barely able to hold herself up whilst leaning on the counter, 5 minutes until her 8am class. No one was safe. “Sorry Miss, our machine isn’t working, What is it that you wanted?”
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When I started running out of money to support myself, my mother blessed me with a Coffee Machine. 
I had to “learn” how to make Coffee for myself. *Rolls eyeballs out of their sockets*
So how do you know you have a Coffee addiction?
Easy.

1. When you spend all your lunch money on 7$ Coffee in the morning.
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2. When all your dates revolve around going to the Coffee shop of your choice
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3. When you’re envious of people’s legs shaking on days that you haven’t had Coffee
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4. When you know where every Starbucks location in the GTA is.
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5. When you ask for Starbucks giftcards for birthdays, holidays, break-ups
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6. When your excuse for bitchiness in the morning is “Sorry I haven’t had my Coffee yet”Image

7. Missing the bus, because you haven’t stopped to get a Coffee yet. 
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8. Due to excessive amounts of espresso, your heart beats to the same Rhythm as the Friends Theme Song
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9. Getting emotional over Free Coffee
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10. Keeping an eye-out in Coffee shops for your future Husband
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